Me: WYGLMTT?

Her: When the airships arrive.

Me: STMPNK!

Her: Let’s do it!

Me: AY girl, when you gonna let me tap that?
Her: Its 3 in the afternoon, you drunk?
Me: time is of the essence.
Her: your dating my friend no
Me: so?
Her: NO.

Source: PBNation

Seems to me she wanted it and he backed out too early. Saved with humor, but that leads right back to the friend zone. Oh noes!

Me: When can I tap dat?
Her: What?
Her: What are you talking about?
Me: Oh nothing
Her: You’re just going to ignore my question?
Me: Yeah I asked when can I tap dat?
Her: What gave you the impression that you could tap this?
Me: If columbus didn’t venture forth to see if the world was round we wouldn’t be here today
Her: You’re Ridiculous!!

Source: Reddit

From someone somewhere somehow sometime …

Him: When you gonna let me tap that?

Her: i’m not sure…

Him: Aw, come on. Give me a quest.

Her: Solve the rubix cube and you can have me.

Him: Dam gurl, yr easy!

Maybe an update on how it went after it goes whether it goes?

Thank you, thank you, thank you … you’re too kind.

Another reason to stop smoking…

Him: Whens you gonna let me tap that?!

Her: When you stop smoking!!!

Him: One last after?

Maybe he should have quit while he was ahead?

This seems to be a lot of texting, “Buddy”…

Usually when I make a pass at her she calls me weird and says we’re just friends.  This was a slightly different response…

Me: When you gonna let me tap that?

Her: Woo. . Woo

Me: When is that exactly?

Her: Lmao

Me: Seriously, you’ve earned it.

Her: Oh yea. Ive earnd it huh. The day b4 u move away or kill urself off

Me: I’ll be dead tomorrow. so my place or yours?

Her: Haha haha. No u wont

Me: You snooze, you’ll lose. Take me to bed or lose me forever.

Her: Um bad timing sorry . ..

Me: Is another man tapping that already? Geez, you work fast.

Her: No. . Timing. Meaning time of month

Me: S***, you think I mind if I die covered in blood? Grant a man his dying wish. Tap tap tap tap.

Her: Yuck

Me: Sure, concern yourself with hygiene right before I leave this cruel world forever. Thanks.

Her: Um ur nt a girl. Dnt feel 2 sexual while bleeding thanks

Me: Okay.  Can I tap that ***** of yours then?

Her:  What is wrong with u? U on drugs?

Me: Dead sober. I have some E though if that would help stimulate your saliva glands.

Her: Dear i dnt really feel good . Nt in the mood 4 bs

Me: You stopped lmao?

Her: Im sorry . Im getn sick. I dnt feel good

Me: Orgasms are good for that so I hear. Just sayin. Lemme know if I can help.

Dude, I dunno … different but maybe not for the better. Heh. A little too far perhaps?

Do you think this one is real or made up?

And the world, the question – Period Tap or No?

A loyal reader, torontosaures rex, sends in …

me: when you gonna let me tap that

her: hey im in europe call u when i get back

Ooh-la-la… sounds like there’s love (or tapping) in your future.

Would that be Dino-style?

Just kidding.

Good luck bro.

Him: When You Gonna let me tap that?
Her: Never
Him: Never ever?
Her: Ok, come over tonight…
Him: really?
Her: haha NO
Him: awww come on…
Her: NO
Him: just a lil?
Her: NO
Him: You know you want it!!!
Her: BITE ME!
Him: Where baby?
Her: Leave me ALONE
Him: In the dark?
Her: imdone
Him: You still like me?
Him: I’ll stop by later…
Him: ok?
Him: hello?

Well mr anonymous, sometimes you gotta know when to stop. Apparently this was one of a long string of texts. It’s obvious this can be taken too far. What is too far?

How many relationships have been ruined by these seven words – When You Gonna Let Me Tap That?

Another submission from the internets…

Him: When You gonna let me tap that?

Her: Never.

Him: Please gurl?!

Her: Knock Knock

Him: The Boots?

Her: Knock Knock

Him: Who’s there?

Her: Disco

Him: Disco who?

Her: Disco-nnected … see ya

Ouch! A witty dump. There’s no better? Or worse? For better or worse?

Remember to send yours in to be mentioned (and possibly ridiculed…)

Another submission from “Andy…”

Him: When Are You Going to Let Me Tap That?

Her: When you LOSE that creepy beard!!

Well, Andy, pick up some condoms when you go to get some razors. Or some razors when you go to get condoms… Either way, bro, good luck!

Apparently, good grooming and tapping that have something in common…

Our first submission comes from “Buddy”…

Me: Texting you to say hi cuz I know how much you love that.

Rachel: Well, hi! How are you?

Me: Fantastic, thanks. So when you gonna let me tap that?

Rachel: Real funny! How hard are you going to try?

Me: Haven’t I already earned it? I know YOU have.

Rachel: Were you trying to earn it? Well, i guess you did okay.Except when you told me you wouldn’t tap it.

Me: Lies. I never said that. If you don’t want the c**k just say so. Don’t be scuuured.

Rachel: I can’t do this text thing. Can i call you in 20 mins?
Rachel: And i am never scuuurd.

Me: I need this in writing though. Tap or no tap? I ain’t got all night, chica!

Rachel: Tap. And you have longer than you think.

Sounds like a relationship brewing to me!

Best of luck, Buddy.