You’ve heard of shock and awe, but when you’re talking about When You Gonna Let Me Tap That texts, you have to think about shock and anger. This is a reaction you may or may not get.

Depending on the person and how you handle their reaction, the results may be interesting. It could really go a few different ways with them never talking to you again, being upset with you and hunting you down to hurt you, or just laughing it off with you.

Have you got this reaction? If so, leave a comment below.

Once in a while, a brother gets lucky and when you send the text out, the woman is already … shall we say … ready when you text. If you play your cards right, this can end up with you heading over quickly for some fun in the sheets.

I imagine there are some people who have screwed this response up. (If so, leave an anonymous comment so we can make fun of you.) Seriously, though, this may be a more common reaction than you might expect to get.

If you’ve had this reaction and it was positive or not, let the world know by leaving a comment below or submit the tap to be displayed in the hall of fame.

Sometimes it’s that it’s a bad girl or a woman that has wanted you for a long time but has been waiting for you to make the first move to lessen her risk for rejection. (Women are different creatures. Beautifully different creatures…)

This is different than a straight out i wanna sleep with you response. It has the added … “duh” which linguistically becomes extremely important. At least for our experiment. With the adding of the “duh.” we suddenly have almost a “finally?” As in almost an admitance to having wanted to tap it for a while but not having had the courage to do it.

So, a different kind of yes, but a yes nonetheless.

Have you received this yes? Maybe not the ‘duh’ exactly, but something to that effect. If so, share below and let the world know. Because the world is starting to read this little magazine of the 21st century.

Any writers want to jump on board while the jumping is good?

Heh. Ok, back to the post. The reaction of yeah, duh, or Yeah, finally! or Yeah, took you long enough you idiot.

Your thoughts, world?

In my tap that text wanderings, I’ve come across this more than once. I’ve you’ve been addicted to them as well, you know what I mean. A lot of times the boyfriend will end up being in the room and know (or not know depending on how controlling the boyfriend is with the females cellphone) which makes things take an interesting turn.

Sometimes you’ll find a man saying well, I know her boyfriend is on the rugby team or football team or whatever. And they don’t. Or it’s a good enough relationship that’s new that they don’t want to ruin it. Although this being a huge internet meme, it’s likely it can always be played off – hey bro, just kidding, settle down. I don’t ACTUALLY wanna TAP THAT, ya know? We’re just buds. Heh.

Anyway, this reaction post is more for the angry boyfriend. The question soon becomes do you actually want to get into a fight or not. Now, I know since I throw around the term gonzo in an intellectual sense everyone thinks i’m the hard drinking maniac that was the doctor… Well, I know I’m not and you know I’m not so why the fuck have any pretentions, you know?

But you have free will, so do what you want when confronted with it. Check back here and report your progress or your failure. Check back to check out WYGLMTT checking you out. Words, words, everywhere words but nay a drop to think!

What have you done when confronted with the angry boyfriend when attempting a tap that text?

If you text someone and they’re hanging out with their girlfriends, prepare for a different answer then you would get when you are alone. My thinking is this – a woman is not going to give her honest/real answer with her girlfriends around. So, if you get an answer you’re not expecting, this may be what’s happening.

Of course, unless you’re a creepy pervert that stalks people (NOT recommended), you’re not going to know if the woman you text is with her friends or not. That said, this is part of the gamble of doing a When You Gonna Let Me Tap That. Still – you might end up being surprised by the reaction. Some women might get more sexier, egged on by their friends.

This could end up with you looking like a dunce, though, so be careful. If the answer you get back is unexpected from the woman you texted (if you know her well), then she may be around other people, which may have an effect on the reaction you get.

This reaction is similar to the Group Disgust and Group Anger reactions that will be talked about at more advanced levels of this gonzo journalism experiment. Whether you’re ready or not, they’ll be coming in the future. Until that time, think about this reaction.

Do you have anything to add? If so, leave a comment below and let your bros know, you know?

Until next time, keep those texts going out. You just never know what’s going to happen.

Have you got this one a lot? A loooooong pause from when you send the text out and receive the answer. While this may mean that they’re never going to talk to you again, they may be considering you as a possibility. Hopefully if there are nothing but re-runs on television and nothing in the TiVo, you may have a chance!

Hah!

Now, there could be better reactions (like, when are you coming over), but a maybe is not a no, you know? The possibilities are endless if you play things right. That’s the thing, I think. Too many people back out at this level and try to cover it up with humor or something before waiting to see the final answer as it were.

This does seem to be one of the more positive responses, though. If you have any thoughts on the possibility reaction when you send out a When You Gonna Let Me Tap That, leave a message below. Let us know what you think and become part of this grand gonzo journalism experiment surrounding the When You Gonna Let Me Tap That craziness that has been spreading all over the Internets (like jelly on peanut butter – or is that peanut butter on jelly?)

In any case, leave a comment below if you’ve gotten this reaction to your When You Gonna Let Me Tap That or if you have some sage advice for fellow men around the world. Thanks and good luck!

Curiosity killed the cat, but it’s a good reaction for you to get. Perhaps the recipient of the When You Gonna Let me Tap That never thought of you that way before? If that’s the case, this may have been the ice breaker that you need to get going in the right direction.

What do you think? If you have suggestions for people when they get this reaction, leave a comment below and share your findings with the rest of the community. It’s free and easy.

Ah, who am I kidding. It’s not easy. On second thought, don’t try to leave a comment. Seriously. I’m not sure you could handle it and then I’d feel responsible because you blew a fuse or something. You know?

Seriously, though, this is one of many reactions people get when sending this particular text message out.

Is it one of the best reactions to When You Gonna Let Me Tap That?

Whoa… there may be interest. If you get this type of reaction, you should play your cards very, very carefully. Interest can go a few different ways – some of them horribly wrong. That said, things can go in a positive direction as well. It’s all about how you play things out at this point. Knowing what to say next (and NOT what to say) is very important if you want to end up with good results.

While this may not be what some people are after, if someone on the other end of a When You Gonna Let Me Tap That gets amusement out of it, it’s not all that horrible. I mean, there could be worse reactions – disgust, anger, restraining order being filed. Heh. Okay, so maybe that last one isn’t too funny. Whatever. You know what I mean.

Funny is good. Funny is … well, friendly. There could be worse responses to texting a woman When You Gonna Let Me Tap That. You just need to keep that in mind and you’ll do fine.

If you have thoughts about this particular reaction to When You Gonna Let Me Tap That, then leave a comment below and share your feelings.