Smile?
- Me: Hey can I ask you something?
- Her: Hey
- Her: Of course
- Her: What’s up?
- Me: So, when are you gonna let me tap that?
- Her: Do you want to die?
- Me: Yeah, but maybe after I tap that
- Me: So when?
- Her: I believe sex is only possible when you have a penis.
- Her: So when you grow one
- Her: Along with some balls, a brain, and a maturity level.
- Her: Then we can talk about it.
- Her: As for now, you can fuck off (:
Source: Reddit
