This seems to be a lot of texting, “Buddy”…
Usually when I make a pass at her she calls me weird and says we’re just friends. This was a slightly different response…
Me: When you gonna let me tap that?
Her: Woo. . Woo
Me: When is that exactly?
Her: Lmao
Me: Seriously, you’ve earned it.
Her: Oh yea. Ive earnd it huh. The day b4 u move away or kill urself off
Me: I’ll be dead tomorrow. so my place or yours?
Her: Haha haha. No u wont
Me: You snooze, you’ll lose. Take me to bed or lose me forever.
Her: Um bad timing sorry . ..
Me: Is another man tapping that already? Geez, you work fast.
Her: No. . Timing. Meaning time of month
Me: S***, you think I mind if I die covered in blood? Grant a man his dying wish. Tap tap tap tap.
Her: Yuck
Me: Sure, concern yourself with hygiene right before I leave this cruel world forever. Thanks.
Her: Um ur nt a girl. Dnt feel 2 sexual while bleeding thanks
Me: Okay. Can I tap that ***** of yours then?
Her: What is wrong with u? U on drugs?
Me: Dead sober. I have some E though if that would help stimulate your saliva glands.
Her: Dear i dnt really feel good . Nt in the mood 4 bs
Me: You stopped lmao?
Her: Im sorry . Im getn sick. I dnt feel good
Me: Orgasms are good for that so I hear. Just sayin. Lemme know if I can help.
Dude, I dunno … different but maybe not for the better. Heh. A little too far perhaps?
Do you think this one is real or made up?
And the world, the question – Period Tap or No?
It was definitely a lot of texting. Something I never would have tolerated without my new T-mobile G1. Come to think of it, I probably never would have started sending ‘tap that’ messages without a full keyboard.
Was this one for the better? We’ll see. She did show up at 3 in the morning a few days later (after the blood subsided?) looking for a place to sleep off her drunkenness. Too bad I was too sleepy to put any effort into tapping that. I’ll follow up if/when I finally tap that.