As September 2009 flows, I haven’t had much time to devote to the When You Gonna Let Me Tap That quest for information. I’m sure my two readers will understand.

I was thinking – I know, I know – but I was wondering what the best conversion rate is and what that says about the people you communicate with. Also, I wonder if this meme is dying so that it remains effective as a valid tactic?

Or maybe everybody’s attention has shifted to People of Walmart. Even 2+2 poker forums have stopped dropping by. The death of this website is already eminent.

I doubt a NUT campaign will start to save this website. And speaking of Jericho … they cancelled Kings too? Really? Ugh. Stupid TV execs.

Okay, where was I. The lack of content in these posts? The lack of gonzo or even post-gonzo? Too many words? More funny people from Walmart less words?

More snark? Less bark?

What’s your conversion rate for when you gonna let me tap that? Care to share? Dare to declare? Bored and dying to comment? We’re moderated, but if you’re funny, you may be featured on the site.

If not, well, go back to reddit or PB Nation or wherever you came from. I guess that’s not the best way to attract people to a website… Oh well. It’s almost dead.

(Now I’m thinking of the Monty Python Parrot Sketch…)